{"id":901,"date":"2009-01-13T07:17:34","date_gmt":"2009-01-13T13:17:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ramblindan.org\/?p=901"},"modified":"2009-01-13T07:19:42","modified_gmt":"2009-01-13T13:19:42","slug":"old-age","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ramblindan.org\/?p=901","title":{"rendered":"Old Age"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>NO! Not me. I don&#8217;t age any more. I just get older. Huh?<\/h3>\n<p>It&#8217;s the kids, twins Steve and Shelley. OMG, Yesterday\u00a0they just passed the point of inhaling 37 years worth of Earth&#8217;s air. I told them that&#8217;s one way to think of it. Shelley (the elder) is six minutes of air ahead of Steven (the baby).\u00a0 Ha! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Keep going kids and somewhere out there you&#8217;ll catch up with me and mom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NO! Not me. I don&#8217;t age any more. I just get older. Huh? It&#8217;s the kids, twins Steve and Shelley. OMG, Yesterday\u00a0they just passed the point of inhaling 37 years worth of Earth&#8217;s air. I told them that&#8217;s one way to think of it. Shelley (the elder) is six minutes of air ahead of Steven (the baby).\u00a0 Ha! \ud83d\ude42 Keep going kids and somewhere out there you&#8217;ll catch up with me and mom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[25,163],"class_list":["post-901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","tag-children","tag-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramblindan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramblindan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramblindan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramblindan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramblindan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=901"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ramblindan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/901\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramblindan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramblindan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramblindan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}