Star Wars

All fans of the Star Wars movies know that Obi-Wan (Ben) Kenobi was a Jedi Knight, raised and trained by the Jedi Master, Yoda. Since prospective knights were seperated from their families as infants to first become Padawan, their true family history is lost to them.

Extensive investigation of intergalactic birth records and disturbances within the Force, now reveal that Obi-Wan had a brother named Poinohoh-Wan (Peter) Kenobi. He apprenticed under master machinist Dustin Fue-Tence and went on later in his long career to actually build most of the finest machines used within the Galactic Republic.

Remember, you first read it here in “Ranblin’ Dan” 😉

Study the names if you do not feel the force…